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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2009

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. 
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. 
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. 
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
You would have had $214.00. 
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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