Relentless reminders of how much you should be doing, seeing, or tasting.
You're the only person that's never been to Disneyland, used a smart phone, and are overweight.
Here's the reality. It's just data. It has very little to do with you as an individual. It's usually based on averages in a database some propeller head thought up.
Here's a newsflash. The data dobbers are just as goofy as the rest of us.
Want proof?
When you turn your computer on without a keyboard attached, the prompt you'll get is "No Keyboard Attached. Press any key to continue."
How are we mere mortals supposed to do that if there's no keyboard Mr. Techno-not? If that's the best message you can come up with, you failed. Stick that in your data warehouse. I would come by and talk to you about it, but the report you generated indicates your inability to carry on a conversation with humans, on account of all the Jolt, Mountain Dew and Twinkies giving you the jitters. But please, by all means, continue on your quest to find my faults.
I feel better now that I've vented. But I'm just an average guy. How about you?
Want proof?
When you turn your computer on without a keyboard attached, the prompt you'll get is "No Keyboard Attached. Press any key to continue."
How are we mere mortals supposed to do that if there's no keyboard Mr. Techno-not? If that's the best message you can come up with, you failed. Stick that in your data warehouse. I would come by and talk to you about it, but the report you generated indicates your inability to carry on a conversation with humans, on account of all the Jolt, Mountain Dew and Twinkies giving you the jitters. But please, by all means, continue on your quest to find my faults.
I feel better now that I've vented. But I'm just an average guy. How about you?
Image from: The Smell of Molten Projects In The Morning
